- How many licks will it take for me to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I have tried a countless number of times over the years since childhood.
- Why am I always given a stack of napkins for a regular hamburger at McDonald’s, but zero napkins for a sloppy Big Mac?
- Why haven’t my jaw ever been broken by a jawbreaker?
- Why are selfies suddenly popular? We were taking pictures of ourselves years ago, back in the disposable camera days.
- Why don’t I get strong like Popeye when I eat spinach?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chop, if a woodchuck could chop wood?
- It is easy to fall in love. Why is it hard to fall out of?
- How is it that 5 billion people can tell me all about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and Honey Boo Boo, but only 5 can tell me about Malaysia Flight 370, the 200+ kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls, and last years United States federal government shutdown?
- Why do high school athletes get full-ride college scholarships, but high academic achievers hold bake sales and spaghetti dinner fundraisers to pay for at least one semester?
- Why do blacks become furious when called ‘nigger’ by whites, but happily call each other ‘nigga?’ (not all of us say ‘nigga’)
- If white racists hate blacks so much, then why do they spend hours baking in the sun until they are dark?
- Why does Michigan have cold winters when it’s shaped like a mitten? Will we ever be able to borrow Louisiana’s boot?
- Why does a know-it-all know-it all?
- Why haven’t Calgon taken me away?
- Who shot J.R.?
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