Random Babble

The following list is in no particular order.  It’s just as random as this post.

  1. I would continue to work if I was to win the lottery’s jackpot.  Money is disposable and I can waste it up in no time.
  2. What Neapolitan ice cream flavor do you leave for last?  None for me.  I eat all three flavors every time, and they’re evenly scooped.
  3. If I could be invisible for one day, I would beat the hell out of as many specific people as I can, dating back to kindergarten.
  4. I don’t like odd numbers, however 5 is okay.
  5. Did you believe in Santa Claus as a child?  I didn’t.  My mother never played that game with my siblings and me.  We took pictures with jolly Old St. Nick every year, and we made all the crafts at school.  We were excited about it too.  But we knew he wasn’t real.  My mother never said if he was real or not.  It actually never even came up.  We didn’t care, we just wanted gifts under the Christmas tree.
  6. I’m going to see Cinderella at the movie theater while the kids are at school.  That’s my favorite childhood tale, next to Alice in Wonderland, and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
  7. I would rather be dirt poor than to be a millionaire.
  8. Pronounce the word coupon.  I bet your pronunciation is different from mine.
  9. Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella, or a snowstorm without boots?  I saw that question on a social media site.  My answer is NEITHER.  I don’t want frostbite and my feet amputated.  And there is no way in hell I would be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella.  I have hair of black texture.  Therefore the only time I allow my hair to get wet is when I’m at the shampoo bowl at the hair salon, every two weeks.
  10. If I could go back into time, I wouldn’t.  There are some events in my past that I do not want to revisit.
  11. I never stopped watching cartoons.
  12. Do you say hundred or hunerd?  What about refrigerator or refriderator?
  13. Is foots a real word?  What about fishes?
  14. Facebook IS NOT the news.  Get yourselves together people.  Watch your local news channel, then spend some time watching CNN.
  15. How many minutes and miles would you have to walk to burn off a medium big mac meal (fries, coke), a fun size Snickers candy bar, and two Hershey Kisses?  That question was a part of the wellness quiz at work.  Employees submitting the correct answer will have their names entered into a raffle for a gift card.  I have no idea what the answer is, but I know that I would have to walk MORE than the answer to that question because I eat FULL-SIZE Snickers and DOUBLE DIGIT Hershey’s Kisses, in addition to that big mac meal.
  16. Superpowers I wouldn’t mind having:  flight, shape shift, telepathy, teleportation, animal control,  healing factor, mind control, invisibility, superhuman speed, superhuman strength, x-ray vision, duplication, and sonic scream.
  17. If I had a magic wand, or found a genie in a bottle, I would wish for all of my debts to get paid.  I would not want the money, because I would NOT pay any creditors.
  18. Speaking of magic wand, my nephew was in grade school when Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone was released in movie theaters.  He told me he didn’t want to see the movie because Harry Potter looked as if he liked science, because he wore glasses.  So I told him that he didn’t like me then because I wore glasses, and had been wearing them since the fourth grade.  He didn’t really believe me because I didn’t wear my glasses often back then.  I also like science, but I didn’t dare tell him that.
  19. I counted the number of people I know that I can confide in on one hand.  That number is less than five.
  20. I still do not like Peter Parker.

I would type more but I’m about to eat more than a serving size of lemon Oreos and drink a glass of icy cold Coca-Cola.  Feel free to add your own random thoughts and babble.

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