Random Thoughts Part 1

As always, these random thoughts are in no particular order.  They are just as random as this silly blog post.

  1. Did you take the crust off your bread before eating your sandwich that your mother carefully and lovingly packed for your school lunch?
  2. Pronounce the word Ninjago and count the number of times you are corrected by a child.
  3. I don’t fault the lady that beat the mess out of her son for participating in the Baltimore riot.  I told my son that I would have done the same thing.
  4. Speaking of media attention, I’m sure Bruce Jenner doesn’t appreciate the timing of the Baltimore riots.  It’s taking the spotlight away from his little publicity stunt.
  5. And speaking of Jenner, he was one of my favorite athletes back in the day.  My other favorites include Nadia Comaneci, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, and Flo-Jo.  I was also in love with Carl Lewis and all the other fine-looking black male track athletes, especially the sprinters and hurdlers.
  6. If I was in a position of power, I would put paddling back into Michigan schools.
  7. Come to think of it, I would not want to be a politician.  I’m not corrupt enough.
  8. I would not want to be burglar.  I may break into a home that has the exact same thing as mine, NOTHING.  Such a waste of time.
  9. I would not want to be a racist.  I would get bored with beginning every sentence with, “I’m not racist but..”
  10. I would not want to be a prostitute, hoe, or whatever word you may call them.  I don’t like getting my annual exam, so there’s no way in hell I would be at the doctor’s office several times a year for STD checks.
  11. I would not want to be you.  I am having too much fun being me.

Feel free to comment below with your own random thoughts and babble.

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